Why engineer is the perfect bf

Very funny post read this on the bulletin board in friendster

Why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate.
He has three distinctadvantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1:

Secure life style. An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 25y ears old, an engineer probably has arespectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car,invest, have acomfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.
A law graduate is still working as a lowly apprentice in a law firm.
Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.
The arts graduate is still looking for a job.And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: This part for me is shit.. coz i dunnoo what teh heck this guy wanna express out.. but tehn it'S still an advantage rite...

Unmatchable industriousness. An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if theys till do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so thatthe desired results appear.
Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.
The Management graduate who will try to control your spending,
The Artsgraduate who will 'change major'.
And the medical school graduate who will operateon you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3:

An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others -
The lawyers will lie about everything.
Management graduates will cheat your money.
The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like anotherc adaver to the medical school graduate.
Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to havean affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that youwill ever find -rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs,and too dumb to lie to you.
plus they r cooler than the others
So girls, why procrastinate?Get an engineer as your boyfriend

I like the ending :)

posted by Angelus @ 3:12 PM