How to catch yourself a big fish (Part 1)

*Flash back a month ago*

"that guy , i'm not satisfy with him" "see, he has been abusing the admin power" "V has to go up to his room and asked the big fish to unblock the torrent"

These were the stupid complains that i filed to the holy guy (THG)... THG also noticed the "abnormal" download of his bit comet, but then he asked me to be patient and wait a while to make sure i could prove the big fish was behind all those anomalies in downloading... As the fish misuse the admin power and sometimes block us all from online , (which everyone of us share the same amount of money for the freaking internet connection) coz he always thinks that everything belongs to him...And out of disatisfication i have modified the router twice while he's not around without any obligation ... coz both his housemates, Y.A.B. and Jo gave me the 'mandate' of doing so... but the big fish always come back with something and change back everything to suit him.... So for 2 weeks i gather everything n formed alliance with those ppl who r not satisfy with the big fish, call it underground movement....Trying to fish the big fish out of the water.... just call it an agends between me n him...

So "War of the router" started .... on Tuesday...as i was waiting for THG to return from his genting trip with his gf.. So what the heck.. have to suffer a bit during the weekends... In the morning, i discussed a while with V for what i should do.. He suggested that i should use diplomacy while negiotiating with the fish... Coz i always make hasty action.. and i really wanted to give a full blast to the big fish....

Later in the evening, i met up with THG n the black guy(who i didn;t speak to for like 4 months) and asked a meeting to be done to solve the PROBLEM... The black guy is another so called "super power" in the house, as the big fish is afraid of him, and somemore.. the big fish does think that the black guy will have some use for him... while we were discussing like making admin for all , the small fry for no reason appeared... and we asked his opinion.. and without hesitation he answered NO... but in the end getting some blasts out of us 3... Coz there's no reason for him to refuse as he doesn;t even own any comp...then we decided the fucking meeting which we saw some blood splat to be conducted at 10pm....

*wait*wait*wait*
10pm.. ok i was eager to go n kill the fish now.. but too bad.. the black guy, small fry , THG n the big fish were still in the middle of another meeting for some fucking treasure hunt , which later they lost like shit lol!!.... then it was postponed to 10.30pm.... Luckily the loud mouth wasn;t around .. or else it will be a heck of fucking clouded water... He and his fucking theory that won;t ever be practical in real life...

So the black guy give some "opening speech" blah blah blah stating the problem we were facing.. and passed it to me.. what the heck.. But i was really happy to see the surprised fish face... he never saw all of this coming , crashing on his head... So.. i said i want admin for all... but the 1st word that came out from his stinking mouth is "No!'... then i accused him of misusing the admin power .. blah blah blah....Then miraclelously out of no where the small fry voiced out some rubbish while doing his homework.. (note: i have discussed this with V b4, coz i dun see the big fish as a threat.. it's just the dog that he owns with the poisonous bites)..i dun care whatever he said i just blasted back with rubbish also.. tension arises.. as there are 2 packs... one was me... and some other mute listeners.. then there were them the big fish n the small fry... then the black guy have to bug in and asked for voting... and somehow i got 6 votes for admin for all n they all just 2.. so it's obviously that they dun have any support.. but yada yada what can u do with 2 born sore losers...

Blah blah blast here n there again... then the balck guy came out with 2 admins to control each other... that's me n the big fish... n heck as you all predicted... that fish blah blah again.. say laa.. that's not a good idea.. or whatsoever... i dunnno why it's not a good idea.. is it becoz he won;t be in CONTROL anymore? then whatever weekdays n weekends system which i think it's plain stupid... And then the motion of 2 admins was put into voting again.. the result still the same.. 6 Vs 2... there's really no reason for them to argue anymore.. so they raised the incident of i modified the router 2 weeks ago to fight back.. but to no avail... he started to question why i didn;t tell him... or at least called him to inform.. but heck who's he.. he doesn;t own the router. n i said i have informed THG b4, and i think it's enough... THG finally voiced his opinion , " i dun think it's neccessary to inform u" .. woo hoo... u shuld see the face of the big fish ... lol.. then " i dun like you . u think u can simply come into people's home and simply modify the router?" See, that guy really thinks he owned the damn fucking house n the people inside also.. this is ur deifination of a Control freak.. lol

Then later got few bites from the "i have no mindset" dog... what the...Then the fish threatened to pay me back my money n ask me to leave.. luckily with "I'm so smarter than u" brain of mine, i countered back with ' why dun i pay u back n kick u out... who the heck u think u are..we all share the same amount of money... " he become slient immediately....

Blah blah at the heights of the argument... the black guy walked up with a great idea.. he himself becomes the admin... I fuly supported it as long as the big fish is not in control... hahah the fish face was red with rage.. n what could he do? the tide is not at his side.. but to accepted obediently lol... and so the 1st battle was won by me.. 1 against 0 yippie !!!!

As i returned back to my room... i told V... i was actually so damn frightened a while ago... it was like .... just something that i can't describe it.. if i lose i lose it all.. but luckily with the support from others, i made it back alive with PRIDE.... lol.. And with V retelling the story in a "i'm a hero" way lol ....he said he was worried for a while i might give in to the fish... lol... i had my doubts too...ppl beside might think that i'm fearless but i'm not... lol... n fact it's just the urge of defending what's right that made me look not so afraid... coz if u noticed that i was shaking my leg vigorously, meaning i'm nervous.. lol... It's just an act.. dun ever show that u r inferior than ur opponent... dun show ur fear.. this was what the big fish wrongly did... he wasn;t prepared for it...

so the stituation became beter for a while... until another dark incident happened with the router..... Stay tuned for the part 2 of the how to catch urself a big fish...The road to the final battle.. lol

posted by Angelus @ 2:05 AM